Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand: The neti pot. Any sort of nasal irrigation, actually.
One Couple's List of Rock Stars They're Each... →
soupsoup: (via alanajoy) I love how the guy offers his opinion but doesn’t judge his wife for her choices, yet she’s all hatin’ on his. Jealousy.
Funeral for Yesterday
this is amazing. I have a soft spot of empathy for dead girls in bathtubs. Don’t ask.
rainiscalling: halfthedamage: ...
Reinvent Yourself in 21 Days →
rainiscalling: runningfromlions: (via azspot) I would like to give this a try.
that's not really funny
[the inappropriateness of the hospital marketing staff. Here, M & C are cutting up a giant double decker cookie and arguing about how much to keep for us before taking the rest to the Emergency Room staff so that we don't all gain 500lbs]
C: No! How do you say no? (In spanish)
me: [shouting from my office] No is no?!
M: In college, 'no' just meant 'try harder.'
me: Seriously, M. You're awful.
L: [shouting from her office] And, we'll see you on the next episode of Law and Order: SVU...
we tight, for shizzle
an IM conversation with one of my vendors, after surprising her with a speakerphone call with myself and several suits
Jody: sorry for calling you dude
me: haha no it's okay!
they got a giggle out of it
Jody: well, that is me, right
i'd have expected nothing less! we're tight
Jody: for shizzel
that's so going on the internet.
coworker: Would you like some of my orange?
me: Sure. Y'know, I feel like I'm getting sick, so I could use it.
coworker: Yeah, the vitamin C.
me: I should probably stop eating this chocolate from that holiday basket. It's not going to help me any.
coworker: Actually. It would, if you had a Dementor in your office.
I’m in love with the sound of snowfall through crisp leaves still hanging on. It’s the kind of thing you have to appreciate live.
Best spam ever
twothirty: bryanmckay: Subject: I was paid to kill you I have a new email address! You can now email me at: email@example.com Dont take this my email for granted because it has to do with your life.However,all my details remain undisclosed to you except this email address.You have only this email address for contact.If I change it,I will inform you.Iam a professional assasain. Someone...
i saw this but it got deleted. i think it needs...
havent-got-a-prayer: Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.” 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as...
I’m currently being quietly but violently slaughtered by a massive Excel workbook, and I am making zero progress. ZERO. Actually, it could be said that I am making negative progress because i realized halfway into updating it (which i was fairly efficient at, at the time), that I wasn’t using my most recent update to the spreadsheet, and needed to find the easiest way to use the old...
Smashing Pumpkins - Galapogos Ain’t it...
I must learn to love the fool in me- the one who feels too much, talks too much,...– Theodore Isaac Rubin (via sheasylvia: thresca)
northerndownpour: i just managed to secure the largest grant award of my career. it is well over a quarter of a million dollars. i kind of don’t know what to do with myself. it’s such an amazing feeling to know you’re doing something well— and that it will make a real difference. This is obv reason #111 why you are awesome and I’m proud to know you
thresca: Anna Nalick - Breathe ‘Cause you can’t...
You can only blame your problems on the world for so long.
Every time I think about you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk...– (via littlemiss)
I’d really like to know how I look through your eyes.– -me (via shegoesbam)
Exceed all expectations. Don’t be a jerk in the process.– Steven Wohlwender, photographer
I think the "People You May Know" feature on...
soupsoup: (via acewepeel) so true, so true.