How am I supposed to focus when iTunes keeps...
twothirty: The following have been played in about the past 20 minutes: I Love College by Asher Roth Don’t Trust Me by 3OH!3 We All Need Saving by Jon McLaughlin Cryptomnesia by Cold War Kids Rootless Tree by Damien Rice dude, mad love for that 3OH!3 song. also CWK
I'm trying Omegle for the first time. It's kind...
(via twothirty) same. it’s random and entertaining.
lyriquediscorde: When You Were Young by...
the internet makes me insecure
and that is ridiculous.
Think having children will make you happy? →
psychotherapy: Over the past few decades, social scientists like me have found consistent evidence that there is an almost zero association between having children and happiness. My analysis in the Journal of Socio-economics (Powdthavee, 2008) is a recent British example of parents and non-parents reporting the same levels of life satisfaction, on average. But the warnings for prospective...
Another gem from my city.
“We were driving along here and she decided the baby was going to come out,” Jason said of his wife, Missy Osborn. “I pulled over and the baby fell out. I had to grab him off the floor of the car.” What you’re missing is the part of the story that discloses that the baby was also born where it was conceived.
cfobmania: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE trailer! I just had to post this because I’ve been waiting for this movie for over a year. Not to mention the song used in this trailer is by Arcade Fire. SO GOOD! this looks so good.
Ramona: I know a terrific little Italian place [we could go to for dinner].
Sheldon: I never eat in strange restaurants. One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.
Ramona: Excuse me?
Leonard: Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
Sheldon: Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating. Tridents are for ruling the Seven Seas.
Colbert wins space station name contest →
twothirty: danielholter: OMFG this is awesome. This just completely made my day. best ever.
everyone is making cupcakes these days. what is up...
About 3-4x a year i come to this place where I become dissatisfied with my current path in life but have no ideas about how to change it. It’s that season now. My spirit tells me I was meant for more than this, but logically I know that there’s nothing remarkable about me that would get me where I feel that I belong. I’m increasingly more certain that I’ve missed the boat...
do you even hear yourself?
Letters to Cleo mini spring tour? WANT THIS SO...
Molly's favorite poem right now
Someone ate the baby. It’s rather sad to say. Someone ate the baby So she won’t be out to play. We’ll never hear her whiney cry Or have to feel if she is dry. We’ll never hear her asking “Why?” Someone ate the baby. Someone ate the baby. It’s absolutely clear Someone ate the baby ‘Cause the baby isn’t here. We’ll give away...
Reason #124 why Kay Hanley is my favorite and I... →
Winners of Google Analytics’ keywords that direct people to Kay’s blog: * drunk milfas You, sir, have penetrating powers of insight. * dropped out of college waitress 1. Take a poker from your fireplace. 2. Travel to the fiery center of hell. 3. Insert the poker into the molten rock until it glows white hot. 4. Come back to the surface of Earth. 5. Find...
music made from mostly indie youtube music clips. AMAZING.
I just spent 70+ dollars on Lacoste for men...
letsbehonest: I smell amazing. I have a thing for masculine smells. Don’t judge. I also bought a ticket to see Hinder tomorrow, alone. That one you can judge me on a little. I’m gonna wear the cologne and pretend I’m with someone who could beat you up. brb judging you.
I’ve never ordered from there, I love this place so much just for the concept. Maple-bacon flavored suckers? Absinthe? …and now BOURBON? Holyshit. I can’t order fast enough.
listen to "drop a bomb" and tell me how much you... →
molls: c’mon all you musically educated kids, how awesome is kay hanley? Dude, Kay Hanley. She’s fucking amazing. I’m so glad she’s still in music, I loved her first solo album. Her twitter is the bomb.
If your phone beeps one more time i am going to come in there and smash it to...– Lindahl, via GTalk, about my 2 hour conference call on speakerphone in my office.
may the face shooting commence
Awesome: Honeycrisp apple for a snack Not awesome: Being forced to cut it with a butter knife so dull a newborn could use it without injury. Also not awesome: Conference calls from 1:30pm -5pm today, and from 8am-1pm tomorrow. My ass is going to hurt. (Sadly because of this, I am not looking forward to the usual run of Monday night tv. Want to be up doing things.) I may resort to aerobics or...
her lyric writing skillz developed early
molly, singing: I've got a baby in a saucer...
me: Is that a song? Baby in a saucer?
molly: Yep. I mde it up, just now.
If she were a photographer, she might have thought up arranging a baby in a margarita glass (the appeal of which still makes no sense to me).
I used to think people who said certain brands of...
letsbehonest: Now I’m totally a Dasani girl and can tell the difference when drinking other brands. Aquafina is acceptable, too. Wait, doesn’t one of them belong to Pepsi and one to Coca Cola…? Weird. Ugh. I disgust myself, but I can’t really drink either one of them. I tolerate Dasani but cannot stand Aquafina. Otherwise, I prefer Evian or Fiji, or on the lesser expensive end, the Nestle...
kaylawicker: bruised - jack’s mannequin i...
Snow Patrol - One night is not enough You left...
a conversation with my younger sister-in-law,...
karly: whatever you look 25 or 24
me: you're just saying that because I got you tix to fall out boy
karly: no lol idk how old you are tho i just always assumed you were 25
me: lets go with that, then
karly: okay, then